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Sham gets WHAM-BAMMED!

Name & city...
Sham Pillow, Salmo, BC

Any piercings/tattoos?
No, but lots of threads. I've been poked with sharp needles a lot when growing up. :(

What are your favourite modeling outfits/themes?
I love any colour, any materials, and even soft covers. People pay more for me when they see shiny colours.

Why do you want to be a WHAM BAM BABE?
Isn't it obvious? Sham bam thank you ma'am!

Boys or girls (or both)?
Chicks like me more, so I go for them more often. Dunno why. Maybe because I'm a bit smaller and often come in girly colours...not quite a man pillow.

Music flavas?
I don't care, just don't drool on me.

Coke or Pepsi?
Neither. That shit is hard to get out, yo.

Tell us about yourself!
I appear friendly and loving for you to come home to, but in the end I'm just a wannabe pillow that doesn't feel right because I'm not as soft and accepting as I appear, and you'll soon realize you wasted your hard earned money on me because I look pretty on the outside and have somewhat decent marketing. But it's just for show, and I'm not always so nice. I might turn against you without warning and kick you out of your deep sleep and you'll wish I was a real pillow that keeps its promises. And if you tell anyone the truth about my fake uncomfortable insides, I will never issue a refund and my lawyers will threaten you for posting this admittal or try to intimidate you into taking down this post. I even delete peoples posts on my Facebook fan page when they expose me! Haha. Peace and love.

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PS: This post has absolutely nothing to do with anything else like a music festival, so it would be wrong for you to ever think such a ridiculous thing. It would be even more wrong to click this link and assume any connection whatsoever with a horse. Any similarities of these posts to unproper treatment by such a possibly fictional festival that may share a similar name is purely coincidental.

But since we're on that topic, email info@whambambabes.com if you also had a negative experience or were forcibly removed or threatened without provocation by a music festival somewhere in eastern BC. Follow Justin's blog for the latest developments.

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